totally canon Captain Janeway part 2
— yeah… YOU TWO DO NOT LOOK MARRIED AT ALL! [x]
There must be a fanfic that takes this self-aware, almost parodying approach to the source material.
Swan Queen Week + Truth Serum
The X-Files: a summary of 202 episodes
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
I miss this show.
I miss Phil and Lem, especially. And not just because you could give them the portmanteau Phlem.
Thanks, Joanne Kelly, for setting the record, er…straight! :)